Sony SAB’s latest offering ‘Apna News Aayega’ is a comedy show that delivers news with a fun twist – a blend that adds a touch of humor to happenings across the world. With a satirical bang on current affairs and relevance to the topics, the audience will relate to it almost instantly.
When the phenomenal artists of the show were asked some unusual news-worthy questions, they responded with these hilarious answers.
AbhilashThapliyal
1. If you were invited to the Buckingham Palace, what would you say to the Queen?
“Is Umrakaraazkyahai?”
2. If you had to launch a music album, what would it be called?
Abhi-Lash, Ab Zindahoon
3. If you were stuck in a room with Arnab Goswami, what would you do?
I’ll get into my Khalbali Rashid Khan Zone, that’ll give him tough competition
4. Say you had the chance to direct your own show, what would it be about?
It would be about me, of course
5. If a sweetshop had to name a Mithai after you, what would it be called?
Abhilash, kyunkinaam hi bohotmeethahai
6. If you had to name a dance move after yourself, which one would it be? What is your go-to dance move at a party?
Thapliyal – sounds like a type of dance form; I think I should have that as a dance form itself like Odissi or Bharatnatyam
7. You get to be the food that you like, what are you?
I’m watermelon and juicy – I can be stored, I can grow anywhere. Everyone can eat me or drink me, whatever. Red from inside, green from outside
8. You get to have dinner with your three favorite famous people, who are they and why?
Fristly, BomanIrani, I want to meet him – such a fabulous actor. Secondly, I would want to meet my grandfather – I want to understand where we came from, who are we? And lastly, Charlie Chaplin!
9. You’re invited to a fancy dress party, the theme is “Bollywood villains”, who are you dressed as?
AmrishPuri with long locks
10. If you could transform into an animal, which one would it be?
It has to be a rabbit
11. If you became the Prime Minister, what is the first thing you would do?
Bring back ‘Acche Din’
Rajesh Kumar
1. If you were invited to the Buckingham Palace, what would you say to the Queen?
I think I would ask her about the Kohinoor, just like Vijay Mallya was asked to return to India. Kohinoor is the Vijay Mallya of Independence.
2. If you had to launch a music album, what would it be called?
I am a little patriotic, it would be called – “Mere Desh Ki Dharti…Jo SonanaUgle”
3. If you were stuck in a room with Arnab Goswami, what would you do?
I will remind him of his college days, because he was my college senior – he was such a decent guy and abhi, kya se kyahogaya
4. Say you had the chance to direct your own show, what would it be about?
For sure, humor, it will be a slice of life. It will be called – “BhagtiBhooth Ki langotSahi”
5. If a sweetshop had to name a Mithai after you, what would it be called?
Safed Kalakand
6. If you had to name a dance move after yourself, which one would it be? What is your go-to dance move at a party?
There’s Tango so I think mine will be Mango
7. You get to be the food that you like, what are you?
Jackfruit
8. You get to have dinner with your three favorite famous people, who are they and why?
Isha Foundation keSadhguru, Salman Khan and Nick Jonas. There are reasons – With Sadhguru, you get to eat raw food; with Salman, it will be Biryani and all and with Nick, I want to know what he ate that he got Priyanka Chopra.
9. You’re invited to a fancy dress party, the theme is “Bollywood villains”, who are you dressed as?
I would love to be Mogambo
10. If you could transform into an animal, which one would it be?
Snake
11. If you became the Prime Minister, what is the first thing you would do?
I will only concentrate on Agriculture for a few years
Shruti Seth
1. If you were invited to the Buckingham Palace, what would you say to the Queen?
Long Live the Queen, I guess
2. If you had to launch a music album, what would it be called?
The Soundtrack of my life
3. If you were stuck in a room with Arnab, what would you do?
Find the exit
4. Say you had the chance to direct your own show, what would it be about?
Televised version of the Matrix
5. If a sweetshop had to name a Mithai after you, what would it be called?
This is not just for you
6. If you had to name a dance move after yourself, which one would it be? What is your go-to dance move at a party?
Don’t dance too close to me – I don’t like dancing with people, I like dancing alone
7. You get to be the food that you like, what are you?
A Cucumber
8. You get to have dinner with your three favorite famous people, who are they and why?
I would most definitely like to have dinner with Amitabh Bachchan, my favorite actor of all time. Definitely Madonna and Bono and Yuval Noah Harari
9. You’re invited to a fancy dress party, the theme is “Bollywood villains”, who are you dressed as?
Helen from one of her vampish roles
10. If you could transform into an animal, which one would it be?
Elephant! My daughter’s favorite cuddly toy is an elephant – so that’s the animal I want to be
11. If you became the Prime Minister, what is the first thing you would do?
If I was the Prime Minister, I think I would reverse the hatred and venom that has found its way onto Twitter
Apna News Aayegais a short format sketch comedy thatfeatures 2 news anchors and an amazing star cast of gag artists.
For your weekend dose of humour, tune in to Apna News Aayega every Saturday and Sunday only on Sony SAB
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